D00d (B. Rogers)

This one is relatively new, compared to a lot of the stuff on Unserious. A short number about--you guessed it--dumb popular people who can't spell. Chris came up with the music.

Dude has no zeroes
In fact, it's not part of the alphabet
'Your' and 'you are'
Sorry, not equivalent

You fucking dumbass
Listen up in class
You're too busy planning
Your next chance to get wasted

Better do the math
You over intelligence equals negative one
Alright, my job is done