KISUX (B. Rogers)

People mistake this for a "pro-abortion" song because of the last line. It's not even that meaningful, guys. KISUX = Kevin Isaacson sucks. He did at the time the song was written, in my opinion. He's a lot cooler now, in my opinion. He's the only person I know of with a YSIB t-shirt (available at Cafepress--order today!!)

The acoustic version is "now legendary" due to the innocuous "Anthony sucks" line I uttered in response to his particularly ridiculous lyrical break. This line now shows up in most live performances of the electric version -- much to Anthony's dismay!!

He thinks he's all that
'Cause of his kickin' hat
He probably gots a gat
At home I have a cat

K-I-S-U-X
he thinks he's so funny
K-I-S-U-X
he don't got no money
K-I-S-U-X
he gives us song suggestions
K-I-S-U-X
but they all suck so we don't use them

He thinks he knows comedy
But in reality
It is a mystery
Means nothing to me...

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