Libary (S. Regan / B. Rogers)

One of the only songs Shane and Brian ever "collaborated" on. Written a long time ago, back when we were in high school and had to deal with the wrath of Mr. Chun.

This guy is quite a barbarian
When you check out books
A mean ol' Asian libarian
Avoid his deadly looks

When I'm in the libary
It is quite scary
My name's not Jerry
In the libary

Once a book was overdue
I took it on inside
Some guy took it and stamped 'renew'
I didn't have to pay a fine!