Opposite of Commer. (B. Rogers)

If you know Brian, you know that he totally hates commercials. He'll go on for 20 minutes about how much "this new commercial sucks." He rarely ever watches TV anymore, but almost every time he does, the commercials make him want to "throw the TV out the window." This song never had any music until Unserious came along. I think it turned out great!

If I had the choice between
An unanesthetized removal of my spleen
Or watching commercials all the day
I'd choose the first one (much less pain)

The opposite of commercials are the funniest things on TV
The opposite of commercials are the only things for me

The worst day I will ever know
Is when they try to replace every show
With all those 'hilarious' commercials
And psychic friends infomercials